It’s my blog and I’ll swear if I want to

Fuck February.

Fuck March.

I’m done. Just done.

My dog died. The hard drive containing every single photo I’ve ever taken crashed and burned. No backup either because (insert long story here). Also, I got food poisoning so intense and horrible that I actually fainted in the bathroom, causing me to fall over onto Charlotte’s step stool and Elmo potty before hitting my head on the wall.

Do not come anywhere near me unless you are holding the cutest puppy ever and bearing wine. Lots of damn wine.

Also, at what point do you throw away your socks?

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9 thoughts on “It’s my blog and I’ll swear if I want to

  1. Oh no!! That’s a HORRIBLE start to the year. It can only get better, right??
    All of my wife’s socks look like that and it drives me nuts 😁

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