I’m done. Just done.
My dog died. The hard drive containing every single photo I’ve ever taken crashed and burned. No backup either because (insert long story here). Also, I got food poisoning so intense and horrible that I actually fainted in the bathroom, causing me to fall over onto Charlotte’s step stool and Elmo potty before hitting my head on the wall.
Do not come anywhere near me unless you are holding the cutest puppy ever and bearing wine. Lots of damn wine.
Also, at what point do you throw away your socks?