I hate raccoons. Absolutely despise them.
They must know this, because for some reason, they have taken up residence in the cypress trees in our back yard.
I you were my neighbor, you would have seen me alternately blasting the hose and throwing softballs at the trees around 8:30 tonight in my nightgown. Fun times.
I cannot wait for Catch to come home tomorrow night. Fighting raccoons all alone is even less fun than fighting them together.